Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Glad I put on jeans. You could measure my ass sweat with a rain guage.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
Do not let Mike show you his naughty Santa Claus outfit. It's a super long beard and crotchless pants.
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