Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
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