he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Getting high magically turns headaches into rainbows.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
Sorry. My phone died in the middle of you explaining why we would never work as a couple. Whatever you were gonna say, I probably agree.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
If I die, sorry about rent.
The next time you invite me out to a bar full of cougars warn me first. I never felt like a piece of meat before.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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