Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
The fact that you walked around talking like Barbie and still got laid amazes me.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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