It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
So i closed my laptop as i started to fall off my bed and then i caught myself and realized that moment of catching myself is the difference between tuesday and friday.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
Good point, clearly my love of penis contributed to my torn knee ligament.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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