no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
When I see myself in tank tops and push up bras I seriously wonder why I'm not President.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Send help, water and tortillas.
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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