Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
not sure when or how we ended up at this wedding party but you need to be here they are handing out screwdrivers and Yamakas to everyone and it's a got damn open bar you need to be here now
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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