After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
I balled in the shower for 20 minutes, rolled up to the meeting late looking like a gremlin, and my one night stand was standing there in a suit
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