? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Remember that time I came into your room after taking a muscle relaxant and we argued about what state has the longest coastline?
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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