I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
I was so high i believed someone when they told me le moyne beat syracuse
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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