You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
But seriously I might need help getting spray paint off of my body.... But don't worry about the penis I scrubbed him already
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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