The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
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