Having a random hookup so left but love u
NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Was I asleep on the ride home?
Yea, then when I tried to hold your head up on a turn, you round house punched me in the face.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
If I die, sorry about rent.
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
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