The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Last night you sang a duet with a gay man posing as a straight man posing as nicole kidman; your life lacks neither color nor texture:)
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
Overheard a drunk girl talk about how when she's drunk she believes in more than one God
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
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