We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
either way he was missing a nipple.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
One minute we were getting noise complainted by the security guards the next I was shotgunning a beer with them
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
When you get up and look at yourself in the mirror, don't be alarmed. The doctor assured us last night that it looked way worse than it actually was and there won't be a scar when the stitches come out
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Well he was mad because I chose tequila over him. He obviously doesn't understand that he will always be second to my first true love.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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