he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
I need to stop drinking and eating and start working out. I look like the lovechild of John Goodman and Jabba the Hutt.
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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