I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Since you haven't talked to me since the rancid whipped cream fiasco, I'm going to assume we are no longer hooking up. But I need my handcuffs back. ASAP.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I was desperate and wasn't about to let my cereal get soggy so I ate it on the toilet. Don't let me repeat last night.
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
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