apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
What about the words "You're my personal dildo" made him say "I love you"?
She was singing my heart will go on into her barf bag. celine aint got shit on her.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
There is a video recording of my birth. I have seen it. It is terrifying.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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