she was so hammered she started drinking dishwasher detergent
I dont know whats funnier - that, or that we learned that poison control is closed at 2 AM
Thanks for making me watch you dance provacatively by yourself in the bathroom so you could see if you looked fat.
you were mad bc i took longer then 2 minutes to finish
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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