were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
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