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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
No, she passed out instead. I have the worst luck, its like Jesus is mad at me for having the same birthday as him
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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