My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
It felt like getting blasted with a supersoaker filled with vagina juice.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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