you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
I think I am calling out of work due to a hangover. I'm 96% sure there ISN'T tampon stuck inside me.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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