drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
the back of my hand read, "say no to drugs." my palm read, "say yes to shots." when the fuck did I write that?
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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