He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
I knew I shouldn't have slept with her...my dick looks like a stegosaurus tail
I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
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