rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
being pregnant is like rehab
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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