So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
They all laughed at me when I bought that necklace from Life Alert. Who's laughing now?
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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