covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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