you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
My water bill is like twice the normal amount. I need a boyfriend.
Do I even want to know?
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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