I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
That's why you don't touch shit after fingering somebone
I just remembered that last night when we tried to walk off the spins you said "pretend i'm your pet dinosaur" so i walked you around on an invisible leash while you made t-rex hissing noises.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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