This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
I love her so much that if I could have sex with her I wouldn't cuz my dick would feel out of place in such a perfect body/vagina
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
Thanks for the menagerie of condoms on my desk
It's the use of SAT words like that which make me want to use them on you
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
The moment you realize you should grow up: you're snorting your fathers percocet script with your old health insurance card, while your parents are on a 10 day cruise in the carribean...
In the midst of you puking your guts out, you stopped, looked at the globe in front of you and whispered "America.."
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
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