so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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