Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Phrase i just heard while watching the U.S. open: "Boy they have really trimmed it well, this has got to be the tightest hole in the Open."
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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