can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
New holiday tradition. Eat all the Xanax in the am, then wake up later after festivities and eat all the leftovers
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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