we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
She gives me Chlamydia and somehow I'm still the asshole
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
We are smoking a hash blunt ... Bring your emergency inhaler
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I licked your asshole in confidence.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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