scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
the tile , carpet , walls , cabinets , even the ceiling ... there is Jello everywhere
it was your idea to have indoor Jello wrestling man
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
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