today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
there was a 40 knocked over. chips and salsa all over the floor. and she was in her thong doing boot camp on demand in the middle of the room..
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
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