Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
Liz is crying about burritos again.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
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