i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Thank you, bloody toiletpaper I found in the hamper. I was worried that today was going to be boring.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You better drive. If I decide to let them talk me into a 3-way, I don't want you to be stranded.
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
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