We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Drunk you decided to patrol campus as the Arrow and tell random bystanders "YOU HAVE FAILED THIS CAMPUS." Campus P.D. did not join your crusade.
That explains the nerd bow & arrow...
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Randomize
