Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
I'll have my hookups make my March Madness picks. Win my bracket, win my heart. That's how it works right?
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
I just wanna go somewhere and not be judged for wearing spandex shorts that make my ass look like a slice of fucking heaven. Is that so much to ask??
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
If its not for food we ain't going out.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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