Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
I really hope your new roommate never finds out we had a threesome with a bisexual British guy in his room the night before he moved in.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
end of the world party next friday. virgin sacrifice. tell me you know someone whos still a virgin
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
I have post one night stand depression
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