Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
For Valentine's Day I've purchased six lighters and I'm decorating them for him. I'm on a full ride to an art school and this is what I'm using my talents for. An intervention is needed. Please stop letting me date stoners.
How sad is it that I'm looking in the farm & garden section of craigslist to find a weed dealer. I mean, that's where they'd be right? Just gotta break the code.
i want to be friends with one of those mini shredded wheat men.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
So it turns out high me is very efficient. I set 5 alarms to remind me to do things, i made mac and cheese, and i wrote a poem. I'm going places.
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