Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
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