This girl is more easily done than said...
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He stumbled into my room, flopped on my bed, shoes on my pillow and asked me for a juice box. Then fell asleep with the juice box on his forehead.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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