he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
too bad being hungover isnt a job. just threw up from 9am to 5pm
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
How's work?
Spinning.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
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