I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
Ladies night is a gift from god. If it weren't for that, I'd probably be selling my eggs for booze money.
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