Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Circle jerk is a real thing. It looks like five innocent virgins in a closet at my brother's bar mitzvah. Yeah, I walked in on that.
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Your anal douche was on bathroom counter. Now it's in dumpster. Not ok. I am mad. Very mad.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
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