My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
He just became a fan of Chelsea Handler on Facebook. WHY DO I ALWAYS PICK THE GAY ONE
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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