She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sending you this that that when you wake up and see the girl sleeping next to you, you know who to thank
You must have had one hell of a time explaining to that girl why aladin soundtrack was playing on repeat in your room when you got back
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
I woke up to him pissing in their fireplace with fairy wings on.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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