so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
I just remember thinking that if i ran really fast through the house, no one would notice i was naked.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Last night was so embarrassing. I got like almost blackout drunk and threw up in my hand and then blamed it on someone else.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
I went to steal condoms from your room and all I could find was chik fil a sauce
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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