Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
I am drinking with my family and the average drinking tolerance is a shot and a half. I feel like the incredible hulk.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
The plants looked thirsty. Growing plants need mimosas too.
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
I can't be held responsible for what I do for you after a blowjob like that.
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