Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
4 maple syrup blunts. Decided to sit on my roof and count the snowflakes that landed on my tongue. 84.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
He just made me a heart out of cocaine... i think i'm in love
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I came home ate all of my roomates poptarts and then vommited on her duvet cover. I don't think today is the day to suggest the whole "sex instead of rent money" idea
you had me at cake vodka
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
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