Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Bartender just fed me brownie. Its going to be a good night
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
Randomize
