haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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