i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
she just called me the flavor packet to her ramen noodles. get me the fuck out of here.
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Drugs are gluten free tho, right?
Trying to figure out why my back is hurting. And then I remember I got fucked up against a tree last night
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
ayo
its like you know when i get waxed
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
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