You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
Fuck him for salsa, please. I heard its a good recipe.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
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